Pisspot

I went outside to see my old lady,
nobody home but the cat and the baby,
the cat was drunk but the baby was sober,
the cat blew a fart and knocked the baby over!

I went upstairs to light a candle,
Tripped over the pisspot and broke the handle,
and I couldnt swim! and I couldnt float!
and all that piss went down [insert name's] throat!