If I Wanted

If I wanted to be a Doggy
Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Army
If I wanted to be a Fly Boy
Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Air Force
If I wanted to be a Swaby
Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Navy
But I wanted a job that makes you lean and mean
Livin in the woods with my M-16,
eatin hot dogs with pork and beans