I Wish All The Ladies

I wish all the ladies
were pies on a shelf
and I was a baker
I’d eat em all myself.

I wish all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
and I was a mason
I’d lay em all with style.

I wish all the ladies
were bells in a tower
and I was a bell boy
I’d bang em every hour.

I wish all the ladies
were holes in a road
and I was a dump truck
I’d fill em with my load.