Marine Cadence

We all know that Marine Corps Cadences can be a great way to lighten the load of an intense run or a long road march. The following Marine cadences have been compiled by Marines, future Marines and other military members all over the world. Only the best cadences have made their way onto these pages so if you have a great Marine cadence, send it our way and we’ll add it to the list.

Wheezin

(Rank and Name) come on out, we want to hear you wheeze and pass out… New cadence caller starts with… Wheeze and pass out Whats that all about I run for days Many different ways I run in the snow Let that wind blow If it starts to rain I dig for more pain You can’t stop me I’m not the Army I won’t get lazy I’m not the Navy Why you puffin on air this ain’t the Air Force We always ask for more Cause we’re MARINE CORPS!

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C130

C130 rollin down the strip. 64 marines on a killin trip. Mission classified destination unknown, don’t even know if we’re comin home Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, My knees went weak and i hit the floor. Jumpmaster picked me up with ease, and kicked my ass into the breeze. If my chute don’t open wide. I have a reserve by my side. If that one should fail me too. Look out hell i’m comin through. Kick ol’ satan in the chest. And put his ass in the leanin rest.

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Mutilation

Mutilation Mutilation Crush Crush Kill. If my M-16 don’t get ya then my ka-bar will. Mutilation Mutilation Crush Crush Kill. If my ka-bar doesn’t get ya then my e-tool will. Mutilation Mutilation Crush Crush Kill. If my e-tool doesn’t get ya then my kevlar will. Mutilation Mutilation Crush Crush Kill. If my Kevlar doesn’t get ya then my right hook will. Mutilation Mutilation Crush Crush Kill. Left hand made of iron, right hand made of steel. If the first one don’t get ya then the other one will.

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If I Wanted

If I wanted to be a Doggy Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Army If I wanted to be a Fly Boy Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Air Force If I wanted to be a Swaby Then I would’ve joined the stinkin’ Navy But I wanted a job that makes you lean and mean Livin in the woods with my M-16, eatin hot dogs with pork and beans

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SNCO

I don’t know but I’ve been told That a SNCO is a mighty old Back when they were young it was so long ago They had 8-track walkman and no stereo Butterfly collars were the golden rule They wore leizure suits in the summer cause they thought it was cool If that aint enough to make you go crazy They used to wear bell bottoms and they wasn’t in the Navy But they are SNCOs Some are good to go They make a lot of dough Lefty right Lo

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My Favorite Weapon

My favorite weapon is my M-16 I like to keep it nice and clean I hope for the day that bin laden dies That my weapons bullet will go between his eyes.

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Jody

On a plane to Iraq ain’t no sense in looking back. Susie won’t be alone for long cause Jody wants to drop her thong we run the risk of getting shot while Susie screws the whole damn block. this is her plan it will not fail because your “”dear john”” letter is in the mail. this is true i will not lie its another reason for Jodie to die.”

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Momma

Momma Momma cant you see, What the Corps has done to me? Put me in a barbers Chair, snip, snap and i had no hair. Put a Ka-Bar in my hand, Taught me how to kill a man. Put me in a combat zone, Made me think a lot about home. I thought about my mom one night, Then a loud bang and I saw a light. Then Saint Peter said to me, your new place of duty is to guard me. So if I die in a combat zone, Box me up and ship me home. Pin my medals […]

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Why I want to be a Marine

Everywhere I go people ask me, why when I grow I want to be a Marine. I turn my head sharply and look them in the eye, have you heard of the Marines who fought and died. Somewhere in the jungle covered in blood, a U.S.Marine is dyin’ in the mud. He fought to keep this country free, but like everything else freedom isn’t free.

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Paper Kite

Fred and Barney on a Friday night Tried to get to heaven on a paper kite. Lightning struck, and down they fell. Instead of going to heaven, they went straight to hell.

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